“The truth is, everyone is going to hurt you. You just got to find the ones worth suffering for.” — Bob Marley
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Our neighbor’s Brazilian maid asked for a pay increase.
The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.
She asked: ‘Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?’
Maria: ‘Well, Señora, there are three reasons why I want an increase.’
The first is that I iron better than you.’
Wife: ‘Who said you iron better than me?’
Maria: ‘Your husband said so.’
Wife: ‘Oh.’
Maria: ‘The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.’
Wife: ‘Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?’
Maria: ‘Your husband did.’
Wife: ‘Oh.’
Maria: ‘My third reason is that I am a better lover than you..’
Wife: (really furious now): ‘Did my husband say that as well?’
Maria: ‘No Señora…the gardener did.’
Wife: ‘So how much do you want?’
Source: Cosmopolitan Magazine 2011
Most people think of falling in love as an emotional Journey that takes time. But your body figures it out more quickly. Doctors say when you’re love struck your brain releases chemicals that make you feel gaga in one fifth of a second. That’s as fast as the pop of a champagne bottle, a strike of lightning, a single blink.
Source: Cosmopolitan Magazine November 2011
“You can’t buy love but you pay heavily for it!”
Some other asshole sees you in a good spot and they come in, youre like
But the seeker already finished counting, so youre like
You hear the seeker near you, and they keep laughing so youre like
They find you guys and youre like
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f u c k i n g l o l
omg this the funniest fucking thing i have ever read xD
Ahahaha
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Introducing the new iPeed! :)
Are you still into the latest gadgets or have you stopped caring at all?
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…this message came right on time.
sometimes we complain about the cross we bear not realizing that it’s preparing us for the dip in the road that God can see and we cannot…
Wow! Nice message!
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This is sooooo cute!
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