December 2011
2 posts
“The truth is, everyone is going to hurt you. You just got to find the ones worth...”
– Bob Marley
1 tag
October 2011
5 posts
lol
Our neighbor’s Brazilian maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise. She asked: ‘Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?’ Maria: ‘Well, Señora, there are three reasons why I want an increase.’ The first is that I iron better than you.’ Wife: ‘Who said you iron better than me?’ Maria:...
How Fast does your body fall in Love
Most people think of falling in love as an emotional Journey that takes time. But your body figures it out more quickly. Doctors say when you’re love struck your brain releases chemicals that make you feel gaga in one fifth of a second. That’s as fast as the pop of a champagne bottle, a strike of lightning, a single blink.
Source: Cosmopolitan Magazine November 2011
August 2011
1 post
“You can’t buy love but you pay heavily for it!”
April 2011
2 posts
Playing Hide And Seek as a kid
teachmehowtodomoo:
Some other asshole sees you in a good spot and they come in, youre like
But the seeker already finished counting, so youre like
You hear the seeker near you, and they keep laughing so youre like
They find you guys and youre like
March 2011
2 posts
February 2011
22 posts
Never give your secret to any one because if you...
This is such a Great Message
miszjaniiee:
hatemevol:
vswho:
…this message came right on time.
sometimes we complain about the cross we bear not realizing that it’s preparing us for the dip in the road that God can see and we cannot…
Wow! Nice message!
Just a statement.
I don’t think I say it enough but I love my boyfriend, my baby, my family, and my friends a lot. I appreciate every single one of you and for All the things you have ever done for me and will do for me I thank you.
Last Wish Lyrics
I know we on this shit again but we’da come too far to stop or give up
And I know you think its better to just leave and this is where I disagree
But I know I’m shooting with my words, (???)…you know my actions are louder then what you heard, I’m tired of this arguing and I wish for one last thing, it means the world to me, cause I know what we got, even when you...
Castle walls t.i
[Christina Aguilera]
Everyone thinks that I have it all
But it’s so empty living behind these castle walls
These castle walls
If I should tumble if I should fall
Would any one hear me screaming behind these castle walls
There’s no-one here at all, behind these castle walls
[T.I.]
Observing the estate through the gate from the outside looking in
Bet you would think I got it made,...
“A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you’re in deep water.”
“Success is 99 percent failure.”
“being successful is
3% talent and
97% not being distracted
by the internet…”
“Tears are the safety valve of the heart when too much pressure is laid on it.”
“Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while, so that we can...”
“Tears are words the heart can’t express”
“When we drink, we get drunk.
When we get drunk, we fall asleep.
When we fall...”
“Here’s to the wine we love to drink, and the food we like to eat....”
“May you never steal, lie or cheat. But if you must steal, then steal away my...”
Disney Fairy Tale Weddings by Alfred Angelo
sarahmaemae:
Snow White
Cinderella
Ariel
Sleeping Beauty
Tiana
Belle
So beautiful!
January 2011
20 posts
Despicable Me
I’m having a bad bad day
It’s about time that I get my way
Steam rolling whatever I see, uh
Despicable me
I’m having a bad bad day
If you take it personal that’s ok,
Watch this is so fun to say, uh
Despicable me
"Back To December"
I’m so glad you made time to see me. How’s life? Tell me how’s your family I haven’t seen them in a while. You’ve been good, busier than ever, We small talk, work and the weather, Your guard is up and I know why. ‘cause the last time you saw me Is still burned in the back of your mind You gave me roses and I left them there to die. So this is me swallowing my...
Always true
1) Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones. 2) At the end of every party there is always a girl crying. 3) One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronized with a complete stranger. 4) You’ve never quite sure whether it’s ok to eat green crisps. 5) Everyone who grew up in the 80′s has entered the digits 55378008 into a...
Home
Alabama, Arkansas, I do love my Ma & Pa Not the way that I do love you Holy roly, me, oh my, you’re the apple of my eye Girl, I’ve never loved one like you Man, oh man, you’re my best friend, I scream it to the nothingness There ain’t nothin’ that I need Well, hot & heavy, pumpkin pie, chocolate candy, Jesus Christ There ain’t nothin’ please me more than you Chorus: Ahh, Home Let me come...
“Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see the shadows.”
this year we have 1/1/11 11/1/11 11/11/11 1/11/11
shoutillusion:
BETTER MAKE THIS YEAR NUMBER ONE