A day in day's mind

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Our neighbor’s Brazilian maid asked for a pay increase.

The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.

She asked: ‘Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?’

Maria: ‘Well, Señora, there are three reasons why I want an increase.’
The first is that I iron better than you.’

Wife: ‘Who said you iron better than me?’

Maria: ‘Your husband said so.’

Wife: ‘Oh.’

Maria: ‘The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.’

Wife: ‘Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?’

Maria: ‘Your husband did.’

Wife: ‘Oh.’

Maria: ‘My third reason is that I am a better lover than you..’

Wife: (really furious now): ‘Did my husband say that as well?’

Maria: ‘No Señora…the gardener did.’

Wife: ‘So how much do you want?’

How Fast does your body fall in Love

Most people think of falling in love as an emotional Journey that takes time. But your body figures it out more quickly. Doctors say when you’re love struck your brain releases chemicals that make you feel gaga in one fifth of a second. That’s as fast as the pop of a champagne bottle, a strike of lightning, a single blink.

Source: Cosmopolitan Magazine November 2011

Playing Hide And Seek as a kid

teachmehowtodomoo:

Some other asshole sees you in a good spot and they come in, youre like

But the seeker already finished counting, so youre like

You hear the seeker near you, and they keep laughing so youre like

They find you guys and youre like

(via redkryptonian-deactivated201106)

Never give your secret to any one because if you can’t keep it to yourself don’t expect others to.

(Source: yanilavigne, via edinh)

This is such a Great Message

miszjaniiee:

hatemevol:

vswho:

…this message came right on time.

sometimes we complain about the cross we bear not realizing that it’s preparing us for the dip in the road that God can see and we cannot…

Wow! Nice message!

(Source: lheiongsitco-reblogs, via timefaithlove)